What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like

I don't like religions.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

What did one boob say to the other boob

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

You shall not bear false witness.

Maybe leave out

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Innocent before proven guilty

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Your going to be alright just relax

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Deuteronomy 17

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Bible.. Hm.?

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Lose lips shimk ships.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

But this is not

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?